first day.
we reached the thailand and at the airport there was this really cool revolving doors at the entrance. so i got so hyper i just had to go through it. but like no one was using it so i kind of felt like an idiot being the only one walking through it. and you know what, i felt even more like an idiot cos i thought i was supposed to exit the revolving doors at this particular area and it turned out it was still the glass part and whoopee-dee, being the idiot i was i walked right into the glass. everyboody was like staring and laughing at me. even the guide. he was really skinny, seriously. i mean it's like he's 28 years old and weighs 45kg. which is like just 4kg more than me only!
so we reached the hotel and checked in. there was this really huge christmas tree made of bears. it was totally adorable. then we went to our rooms but it wasnt made up yet so we just dumped our bags there first and went out. i found this ghost story book in my parents room. so i took it. didnt read it though, no time. i dont know where i put it now. so we went to mbk centre and lunched at this shanghainese restaurant. my dad gave me $200+ baht for me to spend. the food was okay, but my noodles had this really weird taste. and the flies in thailand are huge i tell you. so after that, we walked around at mbk centre and i bought a whole ton of stuff. i bought:
-2 pairs of jeans
-1 wallet
-1 bag
we saw loads of transevesites. it was really cool. my cousin and i were like staring at all of them and all in all we counted at least 20 of them. after that we went to have dinner with boon's family. i swear boon and his sister look so alike that if boon wore a wig with super long hair he'd look exactly like her. the restaurant gave out heart-shaped balloons so i demanded the ballon guy to give me one. yeah i'm childish i know. then after dinner felt bored so my cousins and i went to play uno outside. play until felt sian so my cousin and i decided to play speed. i was like playing like i was gonna die and obviously i lost. then we went to back to the hotel to freshen up, and my dad and i went to buy something at seven eleven. on the way back we saw this book stand on the roadside and of course i had to stop and i bought two books, which costed $200 baht which is like only $8 SGD.
then we cabbed down to this really huge night market. it was like around 11+. walked around and bought more stuff. i bought:
-2 shirts
-1 pair of sunglasses
there were like pubs all over the place at the nightmarket. i mean like you could seriously see all these girls wearing underwear dancing around inside. and some of them werent even girls. they were guys dressed up as girls. then we walked past this drain and saw this huge rat outside the drain. lol, but i didnt scream. then cabbed back to the hotel, it was like already 1+.
all in all, i bought:
-2 pairs of jeans
-1 wallet
-1 bag
-2 shirts
-1 pair of sunglasses
-2 books
second day.
went to church. seriously, i had no idea what the priest was talking about during the homily. he was like yada-ing for like 15-20 minutes. my cousin tessa was gonna fall asleep. after church sent my dad to the airport cos he was gonna go for some meeting in malaysia. then went to this place that looked like expo, only way way way bigger. just imagine 3 expos put together. after lunching at some ramen place we were like totally bored so we called the driver and he took like forever to come. finally, he drove us back to the hotel and we walked around at all these little shops by the road. my aunt and tessa bought a whole ton of stuff. went back to the hotel room and i saw this weighing scale in the toilet so i weighed my self and i saw i weighed 45kg! i totally freaked out and called my aunty to come into the toilet. and you know what, it turned out i read it wrongly and i'm still 41kg. =.=
then we were supposed to have dinner with my mum's friend. so he arrived and we were like waiting for my uncle. god, he took such a damn long time in the toilet, so my cousin ethan had to go call him. then he came back and said that my uncle didnt answer the phone. lol, my cousin's so retarded. the convo went like this.
ethan: daddy never answer the phone luh!
my aunt: did you dial the correct number?
ethan: yeah...
my aunt: did you wait for the ringing to start?
ethan: um....no? shit oh my god!
me: um, so basically you just dialled the number and hung up?
ethan: um, yeah.
LOL. we were like laughing like crazy, the indian man sitting near us was like staring at us. finally, my uncle came and we had dinner at this thai restaurant. it was really good. but my stupid cousin ethan kept going during dinner time "manchester sucks" so tessa and i went "liverpool sucks", cos he supported liverpool. then like in the middle of dinner, i told my mum that i needed to rush back to the hotel to watch liverpool v.s manchester united. was late a bit for the match but i finally decided to wear my black jersey. watched the match with all my cousins. i was damn scared okay, i kept hugging my jerseys. but when tevez finally scored tessa and i was like shrieking and screaming and i went to ethan and said "ha, LOSER"
then at the 88th minute my cousin ethan suddenly went, "LIVERPOOL SUCKS LUH! I HATE LIVERPOOL! I SUPPORT ARSENAL NOW!" LOL, tessa and i were like laughing like shit.
FINAL SCORE: LIVERPOOL 0 MANCHESTER UNITED 1
tessa and i went crazy. seriously, we were so so so so happy.
but arsenal won too.
whatever. i dont care. as long as manchester united wins i'm happy. and besides they are just 1 point away from arsenal. just 1 point.
third day.
went to floating market, sat with tessa on the boat. it was totally fun, even though the water looked sick and kept splashing on us. ate beef noodles, the soup was really nice.
then we went to other places and ethan and my other cousin tisha got to sit on an elephant. went back to the hotel and dumped our stuff before we went to mbk centre again. walked around and bought more stuff. i bought:
-a bag
-a shirt
then we went to have dinner at this place which my other aunt recommended. it was really good. and we saw this guy who had long hair that was up to his shoulders,like a girl, but he wasnt a transvesite or anything. so tessa and i were giggling like crazy, and she nicknamed him the 'ASSASSINATOR" and we kept staring at him.
LOL, i think the guy knew we were staring at him cos he started staring back sometimes. so tessa pretended to shoot something at her sister tisha who was sitting opposite her, directly infront of the assassinator, and at exatly the same time the assassinator was staring at us. so it looked like she was shooting him instead. LOL i laughed so hard i choked.
it was super funny. then ethan went "arsenal rocks manchester sucks" so tessa went "arsenal sucks" only she pronounced arsenal as "ARSE-ANAL". LOL.
fourth day.
took a plane to phuket. reached the hotel and checked in. had luch at some italian place. i had lasgna. it was quite nice, but i would have wanted it to be cheesier. then shopped around at the street stalls, bought another bag.
god, saw many angmohs walking around half-naked or in their bikinis only. then went back to the hotel rest for a while then went to the beach. tessa, my aunty and i were walking on the beach. it was so cool and then we started catching crabs. actually it was my aunty who caught the crabs. tessa and i were screaming and yelling and eveybody on the beach were looking at us like we were insane.
then went back, put the crabs in a cup, washed up and went for dinner at some thai place near our hotel. it was okay luh. i think i ate so many meals in thailand must have gained a ton. then went to walk at the street stalls. wanted to buy a jersey for ethan. then go to one shop got some stupid guy. he damn idiot seh, i felt like slapping his stupid face. cos we didnt want to buy his jersey so he was like:
'i know you all people no money one..i got alot of money.."
so i got pisssed, but i gave him my best smile and went:
'fantastic"
and i turned to tessa and went "do i look like i care?" looks like fausta tan managed to teach me something after all. god, i was so pissed.
then in the end we didnt buy any jersey. and just went back to the hotel. and all those dumb people trying to sell us stuff saw us chinese and kept going "ni hao". wahh damn irritating cans? cos they dont even know how to speak chinese properly and everywhere turn left turn right got people going 'ni hao' all over the place to me until i just went "wo jin tian bu hao okay?!" then got an idiot say "okay!" wtf. i seriously felt like slapping that fat ass. it was cos of that stupid shop guy. make me so annoyed then got these irritating people all over the place. dont blame me if i snapped.
stupid asshole.
fifth day.
had breakfast then wanted to find out what school tessa got posted to. then internet cannot work then when we wanted to go out and my mum and my aunt started argiung. then wtf everybody start quarelling lo. damn annoying seh. i heck care luh. my cousins and i were standing at the corridor there watching the flags wave. then after that we found out she was going to tkgs. then everything okay liao, we went to the mall. saw a book shop along the way, and of course i went in. bought 'me and mr darcy'. the book is damn good man, but i dont get what is so great about mr darcy. edward cullen is better. then saw this arsenal shop, i went really loud "LOOK IT'S ARSE-ANAL, HOME OF THE LOSERS" ethan just went "manchester sucks" (so uncreative huh) then we went to swensens to eat. shared ice-cream with ethan and tessa. and the chocolate made my teeth brown, and my mum lent me her compact to see my teeth and i laughed and ended up choking.
then on the way back to the hotel went to the bookshop again, bought more books.then rush back hotel change into swimsuit go beach catch crabs again. but this time cannot find. sigh, went to swimming pool to swim. but it was already 6.30 and the pool closed at 7. but i dont care so i just go swim. then tessa came in also but after like 5 mins she went out. then i asked what time already she said 7 but at the same time my aunty said 6.45. lol. then 5 mins later i ask again, they both say 7, i still dont believe. so i marched out of the pool and asked the towel guy what time it was. and my cousin quickly ruch to him ask him say 7 so i know he lie so i grab is wrist see the time. my cousin said that he looked so scared seh. it was only 6.45 lo. wth, but by the time i started drying offf and everything alreasy 7 liao, so just went up and changed and went for dinner.
then at the dinner place had all these dollar notes from different countries on the wall. i pasted the first singapore note! all those angmohs were staring at me lo. after that went back to the hotel to sleep.
sixth day.
after breakfast went parasailing. it was so so so so cool. i could like see the view from way up there. i was scared at first, but it was okay. and the wind was really srong. there was one part i was really scared though so i close my eyes cos the wind was flinging me everywhere. but quite nice luh. i even managed to let go once or twice.
after that went swimming. my cousins and i borrowed floats and we started floating in the pool. swam for awhile and got up, went back to the hotel. i think i saw the towel guy, cos there was this one guy who kept staring at me. AND HE WAS WEARING A WATCH.
packed up and left for airport. on the aeroplane there was this extra person siting infront of my cousins and i and he was wearing this stupid cowboy hat. we kept sniggering and annoying him. i on-ed my reading light to read then he turned around and looked at me. so i bo liao mahs, then on my cousins' light also. lol, he was annoyed cos he kept turning around.
LOL.
and arsenal just won their match. sheesh. whatever. they are so gonna lose in the champions league. cos they are paired with ac milan.
and why is ac milan so good?
oh only cos they are the the reigning champions league winners as well as the fifa club world cup winners. which make them the best team in europe, as well as the world.
arsenal dont stand half a chance.
